The other day, I misspelt my own name. I don’t know how, and I don’t know why. But I wrote Stephen down. And by the time I realized it, it was too late. I thought “do I cross this out, or do I leave it?”. Well, crossing it out would’ve made me look stupid. So I left it. But now other people will spell it with a -ph- instead of a -v-. Oh well, -ph- is nicer anyway.